A Farce of Ryuga III: Faggot

&nbsp A scene of Farce of Ryuga's "Holy People" episode, from season 3 where Jonesy begins to convince Jude that everybody looks like fags. rated TV-MA.

Jude: George Bush is not a faggot!!

Jonesy: Yes, he is! He talked s**t about my grandma dying. Now he's gay...

Jude: What?! You probably assf***ed her during that time, you always have sex with dead bodies. Ask Nikki!

Jonesy: I ain't getting advice from a bisexual who thinks dead bodies are good for eating... I've seen everything, before. Nikki this, Nikki that! Screw her.

Jude: Shut up, dicknose. You're distracting me from what's really going on.

Jonesy: What are you talking about?

Jude: I'm saying that you actually believe in Jesus, like me... You're becoming something you like callin' every friggin' day! That is a faggot... or a queer.

Jonesy: F***!!!! You are queer, with you and the band refusing to do drugs, and instead look at your own asses 24/7!!!

Jude: You don't own the rights of Ryuga... I do! I started this since the early 2000s, and you came in near the mid-2000s! Therefore, I handle all business aspects and actually does more work than you! While we're recording music and touring monthly, you're out all night drinking and having loads of sex with unknown, goddamn women! In fact, when we're sleeping, you're up all night watching YouTube videos of Tourettes Guy saying random crap (by the way, extremely funny) and faking Tourette's Syndrome, in a goofy fashion! What now, huh? A'ight, you settled? Hm, huhh, whaat!!?

Jonesy: Faggot.